penguins cant fly

most lipstick is made with fish scales

hippopotmonstosesquippedaliphobia is the fear of long words

yeah but i dnot have that

# Butterflies taste with their feet.

# In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear bombs/missles

# weapons combined. On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.

# On average people fear spiders more than they ! do death.

# Ninety percent of New York City cabbies are recently arrived immigrants.

# Thirty-five percent of the people who use personal ads for dating are already married

# Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.

# Only one person in two billion will live to be 116 or older.

# It's possible to lead a cow upstairs...but not downstairs.

# Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

# The Main Library at Indiana University sinks over an inch every year because
when it was built, engineers failed to take into account the weight of all the books that would occupy the building.

# A snail can sleep for three years.

# No word in the English language rhymes with "MONTH".

# Average life span of a major league baseball: 7 pitches.

# Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.

# The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

# All polar bears are left handed..

# An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

# TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard.

# "Go." is the amigo complete sentence in the English language.

# A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

# Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.

this is a long one
It is impossible to lick your elbow.

A crocodile can't stick its tongue out.

A shrimp's heart is in its head.

In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.

It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.

More than 50% of the people in the world have never made or received a telephone call.

Horses can't vomit.

The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die. If you keep your eyes open by force, they can pop out.

Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over a million descendants.

Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

If the government has no knowledge of aliens, then why does Title 14, Section 1211 of the Code of Federal Regulations, implemented on July 16, 1969, make it illegal for U.S. citizens to have any contact with extraterrestrials or their vehicles?

In every episode of Seinfeld there is a Superman somewhere.

A duck's quack doesn't echo, and no one knows why.

23% of all photocopier faults worldwide are caused by people sitting on them and photocopying their butts.

Most lipstick contains fish scales.

Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different.

Over 75% of people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

During the female orgasm, endorphines are released, which are powerful painkillers. So headaches are in fact a bad excuse not to have sex.

During World War II, condoms were used to cover rifle barrels from being damaged by salt water as the soldiers swam to shore.

The stegosaurus had a brain the size of a walnut!

In Spit Bergen, Norway at one time of the year the sun shines continuously for three and a half months.

In Newport, Rhode Island it is illegal to smoke from a pipe after sunset.

In Devon, Connecticut, it is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset.

99% of our solar systems mass is concentrated in the sun.

The lowest temperature recorded in the world is minus 89.6°C at the Vostok Scientific Station in Antarctica on 21 July 1983.

The world record for the number of body piercing on one individual is 702, which is held by Canadian Brent Moffat.

The human body makes anywhere from 1 to 3 pints of saliva every 24 hours.

The human body has approximately 37,000 miles of capillaries.

The aorta, which is largest artery located in the body, is about the diameter of a garden hose.

The adult human body requires about 88 pounds of oxygen daily.

It is very common for babies in New Zealand to sleep on sheepskins. This is to help them gain weight faster, and retain their body heat.

The human body is 75% water

The number one cause of blindness in adults in the United States is diabetes.

The eyeball of a human weighs approximately 28 grams.

The eye of a human can distinguish 500 shades of the gray.

People generally read 25% slower from a computer screen compared to paper.

Men are able to read fine print better than women can.

The highest recorded speed of a sneeze is 165 km per hour.

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

The space between your eyebrows is called the Glabella.

Your eyes blinks over 10,000,000 times a year!

The most frequent season for most suicides to occur is in the spring. The winter months have the lowest number of suicides.

The majority of American models are skinnier than 98% of American women.

The longest hiccups on record was by an American pig farmer whose hiccups persisted from 1922 to 1987.

People still cut the cheese shortly after death.

Every day, the average person swallows about a quart of snot.

yes really
Eighty percent of 10 year old girls in the USA go on a diet.

Air is passed through the nose at a speed of 100 miles per hour when a person sneezes.

About twenty-five percent of the population sneeze when they are exposed to light.

A yawn usually lasts for approximately six seconds.

Children who are breast fed tend to have an IQ seven points higher than children who are not.
(i was breast fed)